Fug Matthews

Meg Matthews here is the ex-wife of Oasis’ Noel Gallagher. And here’s hoping she paid attention when his band sang all those times about not looking back in anger, or else someday she may have a rage-induced aneurysm when she stumbles upon this photo:

I mean, it really wasn’t a good idea to fashion a sleeve out of something she found wadded up in an old gift bag. It totally wasn’t necessary to add footless tights, much less ones that depict vines creeping up toward her knees as if to ingest them. And she CERTAINLY did not have to wear a giant taffeta sack that appears to end in bloomers. Ladies, the ONLY thing that should end in bloomers is a Shakespeare play, or possibly someone’s shift at the Mead Parlor at the local Renaissance Faire. Remember that.