Fug Moss

As I’m sure you’ve read, Kate Moss here has been getting some flack for saying that her motto is, “nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels.” Which I actually find hilarious because she totally plagiarized that from Weight Watchers. I hope she follows that statement by telling us that her actual motto is, “Call Jenny!” and then, later, that her new actual motto is, “a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner.” Eventually, I hope to get to the point where she is singing that irritating “1-800-GET-SLIM” Lap Band commercial jingle at every turn. I find it equally ridiculous because I would hope no one would truly look to Kate Moss for weight loss tips, as I suspect her secret to staying slim is a powerful combo of genetics and [REDACTED BY GFY LEGAL TEAM]. Also, you look fine just as you are. And as someone who has been on many a diet, I personally think that the occasional plate of macaroni and cheese tastes just about as good as anything feels. That being said, I would LOVE to know what life motto led to THIS:

“Nothing looks as good as wearing sheer bordello window dressings feels?” “Nothing looks as good as dressing like a widowed ice dancer feels?” “Nothing looks as good as sporting the tattered remnants of 1997′s Sexy Witch Halloween costume feels?” “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em?”