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My EYES. SWEET SAUSAGE SANDWICH, my EYES!

[Photo: Splash News]

This is a mind-bending satin collage of every sample picture that has ever come pre-loaded on any computer — like having a hallucination involving marine life living inside a book of fabric swatches. I don’t know whether to call my doctor or change my desktop background.

Apparently, one of the things Katy Perry did in this outfit was go bowling. I will ONLY accept that as logical if her date was this man:

Can you IMAGINE how Katy Perry and Matthew Lesko would clothe their shared child? The two of them together are like dropping acid and then reading Dr. Seuss or something. Their DNA might combust such that the child actually comes out of the womb rainbow-colored.

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