Fug on For One More Day, Yet Actually Well Played, Carnie Wilson

So, Carnie Wilson here just had a baby. Like, JUST had a baby. Like on Monday. THIS Monday. Which, presumably, explains why she is out and about in a full-on, leopard print muumuu. To which I say: ROCK ON, LADY.

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

I am not joking. If you can’t walk around town in a leopard print muumuu three days after giving birth, WHEN CAN YOU? I think getting what is essentially a FORMAL MUUMUU for the few weeks post-childbirth is honestly totally awesome. Because it’s comfortable AND it’s sassy AND it’s TOTALLY CRAZY in a way that is both hilarious and completely acceptable. And if some asshole is all like, “nice MUUMUU,” you can be like, “I just had a baby. What have YOU done lately?” and then they’ll be all, “uh….congratulations.” And then you and your awesome crazy muumuu can sweep off victoriously. So a hearty congratulations to Carnie Wilson and family on their new addition and their clearly robust senses of humor. May I suggest a Hawaiian print for your next outing?