Fug or Fab: Ashlee Simpson

I hope it goes without saying that we are super-stoked for the return of Melrose Place.

Even if it’s terrible, it will be entertaining and it’s returning Michael Mancini to us. Not to mention the fact that it’s forcing Ashlee Simpson to leave the house again. I’ve missed her. Sort of. No, I haven’t. That was a total lie. I never even think about Ashlee Simpson at all, unless one of her embarassingly catchy songs comes on my iPod.  But, regardless, she’s BACK! And now we can talk about her outfits again. Like this one. I both like it, and believe she looks like the upstairs maid in a weird PBS remake of Upstairs, Downstairs that somehow involves an S&M den.