Fug or Fab: Brad Pitt (with an assist from the Fab Diane Kruger)

DIANE KRUGER: You are hilarious.

BRAD: Why, whatever do you mean?

DIANE: The ascot? HILARIOUS. You look so SUAVE. Like you just slithered off your yacht.

BRAD: But you like it when Pacey does this. And I don’t have a yacht.

DIANE: Let me put it this way. I didn’t say I DIDN’T like it. I said it’s HILARIOUS. Pacey also finds it hilarious. I just treasure you, Brad.

BRAD: Angelina laughed when she saw it, too. What’s so funny about a well-tied scarf?

DIANE: It’s just that…you’re so…it’s really….let’s just say it’s charming, and it delights me.

BRAD: Are you patronizing me, Kruger?

DIANE: No! Maybe a little. But I mean it. It’s DELIGHTFUL. Can’t you see I am delighted?

BRAD: It’s costume-y, isn’t it? I KNEW IT. Clooney told me it made me look more masculine than I’d ever been.

DIANE: Oh, Brad. Don’t trust him.

BRAD: He did also ask when we were sailing to Capri for the season….I thought he meant it. That sounds fun, right? I thought it would be fun.

DIANE: Shhh. You’re so pretty.

BRAD: So are you, actually.

DIANE: Oh, I know!