Fug or Fab: Fergie

If this is Fergie’s idea of being “so 3008,” then I think I’m okay with being “so 2000-and-late”:

[Photo: Splash News]

What’s bothering me is the netting and boning in the middle. I feel like her shirt is baring its teeth at me. A big ol’ thick belt might’ve done the same thing and felt less threatening, although if she got THAT at Home Depot along with all her other accessories, it probably would’ve had a hammer and a socket wrench hanging from it.

Still, the silhouette is kind of funky, so I’m open to the idea that I’m just unable to understand next-millennium fashion. Perhaps my foresight needs glasses to process great distances.