Fug or Fab: Jessica Lowndes

When I saw this in its original tiny little thumbnail, I was HORRIFIED and APPALLED, the way you’d feel if, like, Spencer Pratt came over to your house and put on your bathrobe and drank all your Diet Coke.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Now that I get a good look at it, I don’t know why I had my Spanx all in a twist. I mean, there’s a lot going on here — stripes! sequins! booties! belt! — but it’s kind of cute, in a saucy Show Choir’s Homage To Referees sort of way. Right? Yes? No? I need your validation!