Fug or Fab: Jessica Simpson

I wish I had a more complete set of these photos (you can see them in greater detail at Celebuzz), but you guys are smart. You can work with this. The question is, CAN J. SIMP?

Exhibit A:

[Photos: Splash News]

Exhibit B:

 
Skin-tight, calf-length horizontal stripes are ballsy for anyone. If I thought she was savvy enough to be credited with this sort of forethought, I’d almost imagine that Jessica Simpson is wearing this to say, “people, I could not be happier with my body, so BUZZ OFF.”  Because you don’t wear something this body conscious unless you think you look super hot — or you’re dying for attention. And you know what? I wish it was maybe an inch shorter, but I think she’s kind of working it. I can’t believe that, over the last five years, I’ve gone from “JESSICA SIMPSON, GO AWAY,” to “Oh, leave Jessica Simpson alone! God! She’s PERFECTLY FINE!”  But there here we are.