Fug or Fab: Scarlett Johansson

If it’s not one thing, it’s another: ScarJo got over being unable to dress her boobs, and is now struggling with how to decorate them.

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The dress, I like. The loops over her shoulders run the risk of being a bit fussy, but she carries it off in an old-school screen siren way, because it all flatters the hell out of her curves. She even looks tallish, and it’s the perfect deployment of red lipstick. Well played, ScarJo. But I can’t figure out why she draped the cluster of chains all over it — there’s enough interest along the neckline (which is not just a way of saying, “She’s got a great chest,” although that is true too) that she didn’t need a big heavy chunk of bling. It reminds me of when I pull all my necklaces out of my jewelry bag, and they’re all tangled in a nasty knot that’s way too much trouble to pull apart. But the correct answer is NOT to just string the whole crazy jumble around your neck and hope none of them fall off during the course of the night. Unless “untangle my jumble” is some kind of kinky fetish game she plays with Ryan Reynolds, in which case, do what you’ve gotta do, ScarJo, and just pray his ex-fiance Alanis doesn’t come out with an irate song named after the same activity.