Fug or Fab the Cover: Rachel Weisz

Let’s talk about this.

1. She’s beautiful, of course.
2. Does she look a bit…vampiric?
3. Although vampires are really IN right now.
4. I like hot pink!
5. She looks hungry.
6. FOR BLOOD?
7. Maybe just for a sandwich
8. That’s a LOT of makeup.
9. It’s a magazine cover, you dolt! THEY WEAR MAKEUP. Besides, she’s supposed to be SMOULDERING. What better way to smoulder than via massive amounts of eyeliner?
10. That’s an excellent question.