Fug or Fab: Michelle Trachtenberg

Here’s the thing: I mostly want to fug this dress outright.

It’s kind of dumpy on her, right? But I also think it’s a really bizarre choice for a premiere of a movie — in which she co-stars — about a father who wakes up in his teens again and lives it up before (I assume) learning a very important life lesson about how his Youth Is For The Young, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Enjoy Your Life As It Is, Fool. I’d have expected her to show up in something a bit flirtier, maybe shorter, more playful. — as opposed to a gown she’d wear to someone’s grandmother’s charity fundraiser.

But her skin does look incredible. And it’s possible I’m biased against Michelle Trachtenberg a bit because every time I see her, I’m reminded of how much I am dreading her return appearance on Gossip Girl. To keep me honest, I’m putting this in your hands.