Fug or Fab: Zooey Deschanel


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So, I was up way too late last night. Not doing anything thrilling or scandalous, mind you — mostly, I was watching Top Chef, then playing Pathwords, then eating some cookies, then reflecting that cookies are not a very healthy midnight snack, then re-reading like 100 pages of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (I just hate that Dolores Umbridge) before realizing it was like 2:30 am and I was an idiot. So, anyway, what I’m saying is, I need your help here:

Yes, yes: Zooey Deschanel IS adorable. I agree with that assessment — although at a certain point, a smart woman starts shifting away from “adorable” and into something new and slightly less youth-based, or it gets a little awkward (maybe “quirky” would be a good, subtle shift). And this dress is very sweet and charming, though perhaps a bit….Ice Capades, no?  The thing that kills it for me are the tights. WTF is up with shiny, pale, textured tights? NOOOOOO. Unless you are a Rockette. Or a child. Or an ice dancer (maybe). Am I right?

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