Fug Racer

It’s rare that I am rendered speechless by a celebrity outfit. I can almost always rustle up an “ew,” or a “WHAT are you WEARING?” or an, “Ew! WHAT are you WEARING?” But today:

I know. Emile Hirsh + Speed Racer premiere + Texas tuxedo? = speechless.

I mean, he’s…it’s….did he….is that….and the frayed hem on the….why is that buttoned….and…with the….if he’d lost the jacket, then….but those…and I’m out. I’m out.