Fug the Cover: Amy Adams

While I DO want to love my hair — I seriously considered buying the $140 shampoo discussed in this month’s Lucky until I realized that might be a little bit crazy considering that I am not actually J. Lo – and as much as I fully plan to read about women who sleep with their stylists, never having had a stylist who was intrigued even vaguely by my gender, I seriously have to wonder what happened to the story that Allure‘s cover photo is clearly advertising. I believe it was originally called, “Conjuncti-VITAL! You CAN Pull Off The Pink Eyeshadow Trend!” Could they have possibly realized that was a bald-faced lie? And if so, does that mean the rest of the cover lines are pure honest truth and I can therefore eat like seven of those no-guilt desserts? Sign me up!