Fug the Cover: Blake Lively

Just down grabbing a latte and spied a certain blonde bombshell looking, shall we say, less than on the cover of a magazine you probably stopped reading in seventh grade. Even the haters — and S has a few — have to admit that she’s irritatingly gorgeous in person, like an certain Marc Jacobs bag I’ve been visiting at Barney’s. The question is, then, who over at Hearst has it in for our golden girl? She couldn’t possibly look this bad without serious technical intervention. Is it possible that one of the magazine’s newest interns (let’s call her V), who has made it her mission this summer to make life hard for S as possible, called in a certain favor with a publishing exec who will never forget an afternoon spent with V in the coat closet of a particularly boring Hamptons pool party? You know I’ll never tell.

xoxo

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