Fug The Cover: Clint Eastwood

I understand that the whole point of this is that Clint Eastwood is a badass.

[Photo: Splash News]

But Clint Eastwood is a badass by nature — by the glint in his eye, the twitch of a brow — not because he knows how to make himself turn purple while the vein in his forehead pulses. So while I’m relieved to see that, my awards-show-based fears to the contrary, Clint CAN still move his face, I do wish GQ had decided to let him be his regular innately fierce self as opposed to suggesting he act constipated. While sitting on a stool. (Oh, come on, it had to be said.) THAT’S NOT OKAY.