Fug the Cover: Jenna Fischer

Can we discuss why someone at Self hates Jenna Fischer? Seriously. She’s CUTE. And yet here they appear to have photoshopped her face to the point where it looks like each of her eyes is from a totally different picture — and, indeed, perhaps a totally DIFFERENT PERSON. Is it possible that Self’s photo editor is a John Krasinski mega-fan, who has convinced herself that she and John can finally wed on the astral plane or whatever once she breaks up Jim and Pam, and that the only way to do that is to make poor Jenna Fischer’s face look like it’s oh so slowly melting? Because that seems like a bad idea. It’s certainly not doing any of us any favors.