Fug the Cover: Kate Hudson

This little gem comes courtesy of our friends at Girl With a Satchel, and may I be so bold as to wonder what the people over at Aussie Cosmo are smoking, and why it prompts them to use so very many different fonts? Also, obviously, I would like to know what happened to poor Kate’s face here. That doesn’t seem to be the chin I imagine her wearing (in all the time I spend thinking about Kate Hudson’s face, which is not as much as this post would suggest, in that I hardly think about it at all), and I think we can ALL imagine what Miss Tyra would say about her neck, or lack thereof. None of this, of course, is Kate’s fault: I suspect that someone over at the magazine got so distracted by the headline “Sex GPS: Take the scenic ride to Mount Pant-orama” that they didn’t notice what, exactly, they had done to her in that one fated moment of Photoshoppery and by the time they recovering from the eye-rolling, it was too late. Mount Pant-orama is where I buy jeans, by the way. The deals are exceptional, but the altitude will kill you.