Fug the Cover: Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway

Uh, this is awkward. Where to begin? Well, as one of the readers who alerted us to this pointed out, Kate Hudson could NOT have been more awkwardly Photoshopped into this scenario. I’m not even sure if that’s actually HER. It might just be a Kate Hudson look-a-like, or a Kate Hudson cardboard stand-up which someone stole from the marketing department of whatever movie studio is producing the film in which she, apparently, is starring as one of the Real Housewives of Orange County. That would also explain why Hathaway is giving us that knowing, “KILL ME NOW” smirk. Also, perhaps because after suffering The Break-Up Of The Year, the last thing she wants to do is talk about weddings. If I were her, I would be asking my publicist if I could pose on the cover of, like, Can We Stop Talking About My Break-Up Monthly, or Yes, I DID Handle That Well; Let’s Talk About Global Warming Or Whatever Now Weekly or Probably Just Going To Be Single For a While, But Don’t Worry About Me, I’m Cool Review. That magazine has great book reviews, by the way.  In case you were wondering.