Fug the Cover: Rebecca Romijn

Uh. Yeah. I’m going to need to see a DNA test before I believe this is actually a photo of Rebecca Romijn. We got a couple of emails from readers suggesting we look into this situation, and the first one noted that Double R looked as though she just stumbled out of a drug orgy. When I read that, I thought, “surely not!” And then I saw this. And yes. She looks totally stoned. Which might work in a droopy black and white Calvin Klein ad from 1996, but it’s really awkward when you’re knocked up. Sure, I imagine this is a case of some photograper barking at her to look ETHERAL and TAKEN with the idea of her GESTATING WOMB FRUIT and whatnot, but let’s just say that it didn’t quite come out as intended, shall we?