Anyhoodle, the book stresses over and over and over and over and over again that Cedric Diggory’s character up there is like the Most Beautiful, Handsome, Glorious, Sparkly (yes, he literally sparkles) Boy Alive — or, you know, Undead, since he’s a vampire and all. Whereas, I feel like THIS particular version of Edward….would have a hard time passing as a high school student. As he looks like a zombie. Not even a hot zombie. A zombie in need of a good hot oil treatment. No matter what issues I have with the book, the dude is supposed to be HOT. All vampires are hot. It’s like a rule of pop culture. Have we learned NOTHING from Buffy? (Well, considering that she’d tell this poor sap to put away the chest pubes, make a joke about his lipstick and stake his ass instead of swooning with some produce, I guess not.) Oh, Entertainment Weekly. First, your cruddy re-design and now this. What am I going to do with you?
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