Fug World

While I respect the desire to spice up your life with a rejected Dancing with the Stars costume, and I know that you and your spicy ilk believe that too much of something is bad enough and that too much of nothing is just as tough, surely there’s a middle ground between those two that doesn’t involve illusion netting over your navel. And while I’m sure it’s hard for you to attend the same event at which Posh once wore her infamous hot pants and corset ensemble without making a similar attempt at fashion infamy, this is nearly a two-piece — in which one of said pieces is a bikini top. It would have been so much stronger had those 2 become 1, don’t you think? You’re looking smashing lately, Geri. It’s fair to say that I’m a fan. In fact I’d like to give you everything — all that joy can bring! — this I swear. Yes, I swear. And all that I want from you is a promise you…will not wear this. Ever again. Seriously. Stop right now. Thank you very much.