Fugabella Rossellini

I am speechless.

It was only a year ago that we fugged Randy Quaid for a similar atrocity; Ms. Rossellini, do I really have to tell you that you should not live by Randy Quaid’s example? You are Isabella freaking Rossellini. I don’t care if you’re starting to look oddly like Mike Myers with every day — you are not supposed to engage in tunic-and-trousers terrorism.

We are at Defcon 1.