Dear Salma,
It’s called The Next Size Up. You can afford it.
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Comments (51):
oh but i think i MUST HAVE those shoes.
She’s really working the Carmen Miranda thing here.
going up a size won’t close the boob window. It won’t even draw the curtains a little. I have no opinion on the dress’ fit because of the gravitational pull of her moons. Put ‘em away, Salma, we know they’re spectacular.
I really like those two colors together but yeah, this totally does not fit. (It DOES draw attention to how much bigger the black and white dress made her hips look.) Just because you can close the zipper doesn’t mean it fits. Also, I think I hate those shoes.
She needs to quit shoving those implants in my face.
I’ve seen Salma grow from a Telenovela actress into a Hollywood Star and I can say with absolute certainty that those are her real breasts!
**snickering like a 12-year old boy at “seen Selma grow”
And, I’ve seen pictures that prove she has implants. You don’t go from a small B as an adult woman to a D or DD naturally. Just doesn’t happen.
Oh FFS. Yes, you CAN “go from a small B as an adult woman to a D or DD naturally”. I DID, as a 19-22 year old. Same with the rear end. I am SO SICK of these comments where people think IT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE because it didn’t happen to you. Non-white folks go through this all the time: my boobs and butt did not come in until much later than puberty. IT’S A THING THAT HAPPENS.
There, there! Remain calm!
Actually, I did go from a B to DD when I was nursing, and The Girls never really survived the blowout. Oh to be able to go bra-less again.
*sigh.*
I’m Caucasian and I went from a B to a DD in my thirties, without even having children. Runs in my family. 45 now and still not used to them. They’re always in my way.
To the dress, it’s very weird in the boob area. I don’t really understand what they were going for here, but I know I don’t like it, sizing aside.
And I really hate the shoes. That look is OVER, and they’re tween-ish, too.
Do like the color combo.
I’m a DD myself… Have been since I was 12 NATURALLY!!!
I went from a B in college to a C in my 20s to a DD now in my late 20s. Of course, that is because I put on some weight (mostly in the chestal area), so I have hopes of returning to a D or a C by getting a bit more fit.
If it fit better and wasn’t quite so booby, it would be extremely cute. I love the color combo and she looks so tiny (most of her, anyway).
That color combo rocks my world. Excess boobage, not so much. Can we stop with the platform shoes already?
I agree that the color combination is FABULOUS!
I love the outfit and, as a big-breasted woman myself, I know how hard it is to wrangle those puppies, so going up a size and tailoring the rest of the dress to fit her curves would’ve definitely helped! And, those shoes are awesome, but I don’t get why they have to be on stilts! I know she’s short and maybe I don’t understand because I’m tall! I say FAB!!!
It led to this: (from Daily Mail)
http://tinyurl.com/8q6a667
Who can even see her gorgeous face? She has an amazing bod, but this isn’t as flattering as it could be. Again, there’s too much chopping up when she needs more streamlining. The colours are lovely, though!
EW!! No one should suffer an Oliver Stone near motor-boat (peering/touching/almost touching – even through clothes). She doesn’t look happy about it either!
That was SO wrong. I am really sickened by him now. Neither Salma nor the dress deserved that. I wouldn’t even wish it on Lea Michele and her awful clothes.
i wish I could afford to own this dress. In the proper size, natch. Though I can truthfully say that my breasts could never, ever look like Salma’s.
I too love this color combo, well done! Now if it only fit then we’d have a home run.
And I’m not a fan of the shoes… I’m sick of those thick platforms.
i love this!!! (if i ignore the cleavage). i understand the “going up a size” direction, but i’m not sure that’s actually what she needs – it seems like the dress fits great from below her boobs to her waist, and is only slightly tight around her hips. i think the next size up would’ve been baggy around her waist, but i guess she can also afford some tailoring and it probably would’ve laid better over the curviness of her hips and thighs. obviously the real issue is that this dress just was not made for a woman with her ample chest. give it to me salma and i’ll treat it right!!
I was just thinking that. I think the pulling is the way she’s standing; yes it’s snug, but it’s only too tiny to hold in her spectacular lady lumps.
The colour combo is rocking my effing WORLD right now. I love this dress. It’s so fricking cute I can’t even handle it. I would wear it (and my breasts wouldn’t erupt forth like Vesuvius) and maybe even look kind of cute?
The shoes though… I can’t. Salma, you’ve gotta break up with those suckers. They’re silly. They’d be cute if they weren’t so stilt-like.
I am pretty sure she did that on purpose. Salma Hayek has one of the hottest racks in the universe and she knows it. And while that dress does look like it may be a bit painful (maybe okay for standing, but not for sitting), putting her breasts on display seems to be kind of her schtick – and it clearly has been good for her career.
Good grief! That is SO unattractive! (and I don’t like that combo of colours either…)
Boy, this is wrong in so many ways, SO MANY that I hereby attempt to pinpoint them out as an exercise that would help me not to go the same wrong ways, maybe:
1. Even natural& beautiful big boobs DO NOT go well with too much cleavage. This dress makes a caricature of Salma herself.
2. Too many HORIZONTAL LINES: the color-block placement of the panels, the belt and the strappy shoes are so STUMPYFYING and section her figure in a very puzzling unflattering manner.
3. The skirt clings in the middle of her lower waist, getting stretched by hips, the hem looks uneven for it falls longer by the side of the knees. Makes me wonder what fabric it could be.
4. I can’t think of any feminine being that could benefit from those panels on the bust.
5. Although I hypothetically love the colors, together they sort of remind me of paint catalogs i’ve seen at Lowe’s . The idea behind this outfit was clearly more interesting than the result.
Those shoes make me think of Joan Crawford a la Mildred Pierce.
Yes, I’m 150 years old…
I actually love this. Go up a size in the dress and have the waist tailored, and for god’s sake, don’t wear a push-up bra! I have spectacular boobage, as well, AND I like low necklines – the key is to find a bra that (a) fits and (b) doesn’t turn your chest into either a butt, or into neighboring cantaloupes. IT CAN BE DONE, you just have to make sure to send back any and all bras that make your chest look like THIS.
As the wife of the man who owns the YSL brand, I would have thought that Salma would have access to the best looking, best fitted clothes available. Apparently, I was wrong.
That’s what I don’t get. Lots of celebrities get their clothes on loan and so have to put up with things that don’t fit quite right. But Salma could OWN all these clothes if she wanted – so why can’t she get them altered?
Anyway. I love the colour combo and I can even deal with the excessive cleavage, but that skirt is all wrong for her, and the belt and shoes are a mistake. If the skirt was a Joan-Holloway-esque pencil shape & the shoes were sleeker, we’d be in business.
It’s too “over the top”. Get it? Why not just hang a sign around your waist pointing upward, which reads, “LOOK AT MY BREASTS! Did you notice them, MY BREASTS !?”
I was scrolling down GFY and as I scrolled past ole’ Salma, here, my 3 year old yelled out,”STOP, MOMMY! I wanna look at dat girl.” “Why?”, I asked. He stated without taking his eyes off the screen, “Because she’s reeealy cute.” “Yes. Yes, she is” I replied.
If I had a bod like hers I’d wear this exact thing, maybe shaving 2 inches off the platforms. I love the color combo, and I don’t even think it’s really that much too small. It makes her look tiny, really…like Joe Simpson says, “She’s got DD’s.! You can’t cover those suckers up!” (Course, you can try a little bit.)
i adore this dress – that color combination is SO beautiful! i agree that the fit is off, and those shoes are absolutely atrocious – with proper tailoring and some oxblood-colored pumps, this would be fab.
The shoes are as said above fierce as hell… but yes gorgeous beautiful sexy Salma, buy clothes that fit.
http://www.shoeniverse.info
I dunno, it is definitely a fug, yet still one of those things I was brainwashed to believe people would be wearing in 2012.
Ew! Has she used Hendricks’s stylist?!
I find the thought that there are a limited number of stylists in the world actively promoting the babyhead look strangly comforting. It gives me hope somehow.
Hate the shoes. Hate the dress – on her – it might look nice on someone else who actually fits into. And I still think those are implants.
I think she looks mostly great – can’t say enough good things about those colours together. The shoes just need to be less hoof-like – otherwise, the bows are cute. The suggestion above about oxblood shoes was also good.. This is my favourite hemline and I truly want that dress as my very own. But, holy mammaries, the girls look like a second pair of buttocks up there. When someone’s upper boob swell is that close to their collarbones, it’s time to let the bra-straps out a bit. I don’t know whether they’re real or not, but when you’re cantilevering your natural breasts to the point where they *look* fake, you’re not doing them justice.
I freaking love this color combo, but this dress is doing her no favors. Too small and not flattering. Go up a size, leave the push-up bra at home, and get rid of the shoes (or at the very least the ankle strap). This could be gorgeous but it doesn’t work here.
This would be so cute if it wasn’t so ridiculously tight. She wears all her clothes way too tight, though.
I’m still obsessed with the comment someone made here a few months ago that said that she’s actually really unphotogenic, that all these pictures of her looking gorgeous are actually unflattering, and how she’s so much better looking in person. Because, damn.
All issues of fit, flattery, color (matchiness), shoe heinosity and stumpification aside: I remain puzzled by that little flap of fabric protruding upward from the neckline. Is that, like, a cleavage modesty panel or something? Because, if so? Fail.
Me, scrolling on GFY and this popping up: Oh jeez.
BF laughs out loud.
Me: Talk about something’s gotta give–that seam! Hiyoooo!
Me: You see the one I’m talking about, right?
BF: The *one*? More like all the seams.
End scene.
Obligatory disclaimer: No offense to Salma, who obviously has a bangin’ bod.
I. Want. That. Dress…..
In more than one size up.
Oh man, she is so so beautiful but that just looks really unflattering…I wonder who is styling her lately?
The only thing wrong here is the color of her shoes.
Stuffed sausage.
Now that’s “klassy” with a capital “K”.
I don’t care if they’re natural or paid for- stop whipping them out at every opportunity!
I love this post so everyone can talk about their bra size. We don’t care, really.
I agree about the size up, the seams are bout to bust.