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Jun 1, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

I’ve decided Lady Gaga isn’t about performance art at all, but that she just secretly really, really believes she is allergic to shirts, and so she created all that other froofery and hoo-ha JUST so she can leave a meeting in a velvet suit and a bra and we’ll think she looks totally normal and professional.

Actually, she kind of reminds me of Madonna in the “Papa Don’t Preach” years. Although with Gaga, there is always a jump post, and I bet you can guess where this one is going:

[Photo: WENN.com]

Whoops, sorry, this is clearly promotional material for the new Nintendo Wii game Keytar Hero. THIS is what I was going to blow up for you:
Platform hooves. Now, I know we’ve seen heel-less boots before, like the ones Posh famously wore, but these somehow seem a whole lot less viable and a whole lot more like her arch is going to snap in half. Unless she IS part-horse, and this is an elaborate ruse to hide the fact that those are her actual feet. Weirdly, I think I would accept Half Of Lady Gaga To Enter 2011 Kentucky Derby before I embraced the shoes.
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