Fugaway

My beloved style-troubled Kelly Clarkson, this time, is actually providing a public service:

THAT’S why not everyone can pull off skinny jeans, especially with a tucked in shirt. Our girl Kelly would have looked so much more proportional in either looser, straighter-legged jeans or if she’d paired these with a more tunic-y top.  As it is, she’s just emphasizing the middle of her body (especially with the stripes! and…are those suspenders? Oh, KELLY) and hardly anyone wants to do that — unless they’ve got the kind of life (and trainer) that supports doing 1000 sit-ups a day. Which, really, who has that kind of time for ab work? I myself am far too busy reading US Weekly, watching One Tree Hill reruns on SoapNet (seriously, there are a few episodes there where I’m pretty sure Chad Michael Murray is LITERALLY wearing a wig made of hay) and experimenting with new sandwich combinations. Today, I’m going to put leftover lasagna on a baguette and call it the Carb Lovers Sandwich.  And Kelly is more than welcome to come over and join me — we could talk about boys! And make fun of Jessica Simpson! And discuss facial regimes (I know she likes Proactiv, but I’m all about Dr Murad! Maybe we could have a brief but stimulating argument!)! — as long as she leaves that particular outfit at home.