Riddle me this, Batfugs:
If Rihanna is wearing this at 24, what is left for her to wear when she’s 84 and living in Boca? If she’s blowing this now, she’s only got a muumuu left in her back pocket to sport out on the lanai with Aged Katy Perry (who will just be wearing a bathrobe and curlers). Everyone knows you can’t blow your Old Lady Lanai Wear too young, or it loses all impact. Think of the future, Rihanna. You don’t want to be forced to wear, like, surgical scrubs or a prison jumpsuit as an old because you already blew your aged wad. Hold something back for your golden years. You’ll thank me later.
Comments (28):
This woman needs to be dressed by a responsible adult. There have been some “well played” at major events at which she was clearly styled by somebody else, but whenever she dresses herself, all hell breaks loose.
On a positive note, I like that hair (wig?).
Yes, but Aged Katy Perry’s bathrobe will be made of virgin peacock feathers and her curlers will be Italian gold and platinum engraved rococo things. And you know her lanai would totally kick ass. In fact, “Kick-Ass Lanai” will be the title of her fifty-third album — you know, the one with the duet with Cher.
I like this outfit – it looks summery and she’d fit right in on a yacht or at a resort or casual party. I don’t think it looks old lady-ish.
I’m with you on this one–she doesn’t ALWAYS have to go all-out.
But if there was a way to mathematically average this with most of her fashion choices, she’d still be almost naked.
(And I think she looks sort of elegant.)
Agreed. Look, I’m not saying that I LIKE this, and I’m sure Betty White is off somewhere, scratching her head because she can’t find her favorite pajama set…. BUT, she is clothed and I will take that as a small, albeit somewhat geriatric,, victory.
does nobody else note that she’s only buttoned one of the buttons? a slight breeze and you’d see all but the nip (the 8th grade version of “just the tip”).
her friend looks super cute though. crisp white cocktail dress + black motorcycle jacket = yes.
Yes…her friend is rocking that outfit. Love the shoes.
Love the outfit on Friend of Rihanna!
My biggest problem with this outfit is that only one button is, in fact, buttoned. Other than that, I think she looks nice.
When I was in my 20′s (it was the 80′s y’all) my dad had been gifted a pair of pajamas that consisted of a short sleeved v-neck and a pair of long-ish short, striped in cream, canteloupe, and avocado, with a metallic gold pinstripe. He of course never wore them, but I liberated them one night. At 6’5 and a heavy set man, they were huge on me – the top was oversized and the shorts, pulled up, came to my knees.
But I tucked in the top, cinched the shorts tight with a wide gold belt, layered on the gold and cream necklaces, threw on big earrings, a red lip, gold shoes and cream lace gloves that were my Oma’s. (I repeat, it was the 80′s y’all!) I got sooooooooo many compliments on that outfit that night at the club, and even my mom that I looked super cute.
I bet Rhianna feels that way in her pajamas too.
Oh, Kit, soulmate. I, too, was known to hit the club in a men’s summertime pajama set during the 80′s. Comfy and cool and uniquely stylish. Because of that, I can’t fault RiRi here. And I love her friend’s fish skeleton shoes.
We ARE soulmates!
Not even gunna lie: I’d lounge the shit of those pjs.
These are definitely jammies and not meant for outer wear. They’re pretty jammies, but once we get past the stage of arriving at daycare in our footed sleepers, we mostly don’t wear them out of the house.
Actually, it is meant to be a suit (see link below); apparently pajama-like pantsuits are A Thing at the moment. But because she skipped the shirt (and bra), and only buttoned one button, Rihanna definitely looks like she left the house in her jammies.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/2013RST-ACNE
Looks fine to me. It’s no where near a “wow,” but I like it. It’s okay to look normal, Rihanna! You should do it more often.
Batfugs!
Betty White would look great in this outfit.
I had something very similar when I was four years old, except that mine had feet attached to it.
Holy Smoke, there’s a fashion house named “Acne”? Eeeww!
This pretty, comfy outfit is not meant to be worn out on the streets like this, and her sandals are too small.
I cannot even comment on the substance of the fug, because this post has me crying laughing. Batfugs? Hysterical. And then there’s this:
“You don’t want to be forced to wear, like, surgical scrubs or a prison jumpsuit as an old because you already blew your aged wad.”
Without even addressing “aged wad” (hahaha): “An old” — that’s comedic genius. I don’t even care if it supposed to be “an old lady” and the “lady” was left out inadvertently. I’m an hereafter referring to aged folks as “olds.” Wait. I think I may BE an old. Shit.
Omg. I came on to comment specifically because “as an old” made my day. That phrase is permanently entering the PantsonFire Lexicon. A few beats later, I realized of course that it is probably a typo, but I didn’t care. I mean, penicillin was discovered in a similar way, no? Basically, what I’m saying is that Jessica = Alexander Fleming.
No specific comment about whether R’s pajama wear is fug or fab, but I will say that I have a weakness for the IDEA of wearing a stylish, pajama-esque outfit out and about. Except in that fantasy, it’s the 1930s and it’s acceptable to smoke cigarettes. It’s all very glamorous in my mind, but when I describe it, it sounds like someone on very hard times wandering about in their PJs, chain-smoking.
YES! Jessica is Alexander Fleming. Totally the same.
“An old” is my new favorite phrase. Don’t mess with me, for I am indubitably an old. We olds need to stick together.
What if she was on her way to tape a special appearance on “Hot in Cleveland”? Anyway, I’m spending my golden years in pajamas & slippers!
This reminds me of the “Creep” video from TLC. Let’s keep this outfit on the down-low, too.
She’s such a knockout but even she doesn’t look that good in her pajamas.