Fugbrey O’Day

Honestly, I have kind of missed Aubrey O’Day. When I was in Vegas last month, I was delighted to see her on ads for that peep show thing she’s in. You know the one: Mel B was in it for a while?

…Okay, I just looked it up and I guess it’s actually called Peep Show. How apropos. Anyway, I was delighted that she was out and about and behaving in a manner befitting the winner of Fug Madness, although obviously I wish her job involved more clothing, because it would give me some material. No pun intended.  So I’m even more delighted that she was recently at an event:

And she’s SO CLOSE to looking totally cute. Except she’s completely wrinkled and I can see her nipple covers and also this particular dress probably doesn’t need to be opened to mid-waist, but I could make an exception for that because it’s Vegas and everyone should wear something open to mid-waist in Vegas at least once. Although judging from the business at her neck, in fact, I think this dress is actually designed so that the opening in the front is a bit more…mysterious. But it wouldn’t be Aubrey if she were at all mysterious, am I right? Let’s just applaud her return, such as it is. Now I’m just worried about her dog. If she’s dyed him to match, the poor pooch might be mistaken for a traffic cone.