Fugches Geldof

Last time Peaches Geldof made an appearance on this website, I later read that she had announced on her Twitter that she had been forced to wear that acid-washed mom-jumpsuit by Nylon Magazine and that said fashion decision HAD NOT been made of her own volition. Needless to say, I was very happy to hear that and I retract my comment about how she should have just worn a shirt that said, “I’m a jackass.” Instead, clearly the shirt should have read, “Please send help!” At any rate, I am presuming that we’re in some kind of similar situation here:

The dress is, ostensibly, pretty, but she’s clearly just coming from a shoot for David’s Bridal’s fall marketing campaign, right? Honey, at least ask them to take off your headgear before you leave for the day. You’ve got to start making more demands, kid!