This outfit cracks me up. It’s like two sides of a story.
This side is a more serious lady — say, one who organizes charity brunches and silent auctions, and then secretly tries to ruin society upstarts and serial idiots like Serena Van Der Woodsen, whose boyfriends buy them spots on the board because they haven’t demonstrated any other career prospects beyond, “Can attend parties.”
Whereas THIS side thinks she IS Serena Van Der Woodsen, and is trying to ruin her because there can only be one. Shove over, Boobs Legsly; there is a new Leg City mayoral candidate.
[Photos: WENN, Getty]
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Oh Honey NO.
This ensemble brought to you by Magic Curtain, as seen on tv.
If I had those legs, I might be tempted to engage in such shenanigans too!
Exactly what I was thinking.
I sincerely hope she was attacked by rabid dingos on her way from the car to the venue. If this happened for any other reason, a whole lotta somebodies need to be fired. Or medicated.
Well, that’s too bad, because her face and hair look so good, and her legs are gorgeous. She’s someone who is always going to be making the wrong choices in style because of the need to maintain a certain kind of sexuality well past her shelf time.
I certainly wasn’t expecting THAT. However, we should have seen it coming; you can catch a tiny glimpse of upper, Upper, UPPER thigh in photo #1. Apparently her tailor was ill or on strike; besides not sewing together the magic curtain, there’s the issue of the hem.
What, WHAT??!!!
LMAO!!!!!
Maybe her dress ripped getting out of the car and she is bravely trying to make the best of it (….No? Sigh. I didn’t think so)
lololololol “leg city” chortle chortle chortle chortle chortle
In the first pic she does look fab though.
I can’t put enough a’s in “hate” to express how much I hate this. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate. And that’s just the tip of the hate iceberg.
That there is some ludicrous couture. Again, my mind is boggled by the chain of culpability that ends in a red-carpet appearance for something like this.
You know, that jacket COULD have been paired with a mini and provided the leg city umph she was looking for without being a sartorial joke.
uh. Her legs are so killer I really can’t fault her for whatever this sateen-mess-that-will-hit-the-floor-in-three-hours is. DOESN’T MATTER.
That’s so silly. Looks like she tore her dress getting out of the limo.
You know, when I just saw the cover photo I was all, “hmmm…why are the Fug girls being so harsh? This is kind of fab!” and then I clicked on the story and saw the Legs O’Hoolihan photo and was all. “Oh, honey, NO.”
I know. What a shame. It could have been a really sophisticated, classy RC showing for her.
Just great legs. I might have been tempted to ditch the skirt entirely.
Reminds me of Tommy Jones as Two-Face in that Batman movie.
TWO-FACE. My feelings precisely.
Hepburn. Grant. Bringing Up Baby.
She looks the very literal interpretation of Project Runway’s go-to fave “from day to evening”.
What is she smiling so hard about?!
I sort of want to run up to her with a safety pin and whisper “girlfriend, your skirt keeps falling open.”
I give her a lotta points for having fun!
This just looks stupid.
She looks better than I recall seeing her lately.
OH. DEAR. GOD.
Is she getting fashion tips from Sharon Stone? She looks great (did she have some “work” done?), but that outfit is definitely schizoid.
It shouldn’t surprise anyone… she chose this to wear, she has dated Michael Bolton… Sick woman.