We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI’d replica of herself. For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you’ll be pleased — in that wrinkly vexed way — to know RoboFaith was back in action:
Apparently, the equation is Faith Hill + slinky pants – breathable fabrics x humanoid blurs. See? I knew I’d use math someday.
Check out the weirdo tailoring on her crotch, though:
Doesn’t that look like a silver pistol jammed in her pants? It’s like they weren’t wide enough, and the designer was like, “Well, I was going to use this patch as part of a matching holster, but whatever, just slap that on the crotch and call them closed.” It’s also not the optimal place for your weirdo gun-enthusiast tailoring, unless you enjoy knowing that a nation is scrunching up its faces, staring at your nethers, trying to understand what they’re trying to say, and wondering if your birth canal is a bullet factory for werewolf slayers.
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She has lollipop head syndrome, like Pat Sajak and Chuck Woolery.
Ok, bear with me here, but this is what I’m seeing when I look at this. The trick of the light reflecting off of her left pant leg makes it seem as though, when they assembled Robo-Faith, the attached that leg backwards. It’s like just that half of her butt is facing us. It’s also just generally strange and cartoon like, from her giant head tapering down to her tiny legs, with nary any torso in between. Basically – WTF is happening here?
you are SO on to something here.
Yep. It looks like that one butt cheek there. That is immediately what I thought!
That’s exactly what I thought too!
I agree. It almost looks like her head is on backwards. Did she just get off the phone with Celine before she put this outfit on?
You’re right … and now I am very frightened.
YES, THANK YOU. There has got to be some sort of digital trickery going on, because no human looks like that.
I can never unsee that now!
Sexy Mom Jeans will *never* work.
She looks like she was assembled via My First Photoshop. Yikes.
HA. That’s exactly what it is. Her head is giant.
I’m bummed I was making guac last night and missed this. I figured it would just be the same Sunday Night Capri Pant video they always use.
Compare the size of her hands to the size of her mouth – terrifying.
I cackled with delight last night when I saw her because I knew she would be here at some point today.
I did too!
I’m with namidu and Jules. Backwards body parts, weird proportions, etc.
Is that tailoring making the weird shape? Because I’m seeing what looks like a mic cord running all the way down her leg. Probably you shouldn’t do that in skin tight pants…
It’s like they used some kind of fisheye camera to muck with her proportions. Her head is bigger and her legs are too skinny and too short.
I… I am so confused. the crotchal weirdness is the least strage part of that shot. Girl is proportioned like a Bratz doll. I can’t tell if it’s weird camera angle or crappy photoshop or both or what but regardless, someone actually gave this the thumbs up in the editing department. They need an eye exam. Or an anatomy lesson.
I think the pants are supposed to look like football uniform pants. Hence the weird tayloring and “crotch pistol.” Football uniform pants have that.
I’d watch the league that played in those. It would be FABULOUS I’m sure.
I don’t think i’d ever noticed it looking like a pistol before on football pants, and I watch a LOT of football. I must not be looking at the right body parts…
Okay, this totally looks like someone made a collage out of a magazine. There’s no way that’s really her body. Look at the proportions of her shoulders vs. her hips. It’s just wrong. I scrolled up to look again and laughed. No way!
That “woman” gives me the shivers.
Thank God. I thought I was the only one horrified by this…Those pants make her pelvic area look really long. Everything is all out of whack.
Faith Hill is a beautiful woman. This looks like a bad photoshop of her head from 1998, JLo’s torso and Steven Tyler’s bottom half backward. Someone should be sued.
Hed iz pastede on yay!
Is this the mock up for a bobblehead? Why is her head so BIG!?
Disco Barbie
Except they took Disco Barbie’s head off and stuck it on Disco Skippers body….
After, what, 15 years of internet surfing, I thought I had seen it all, but this… This CAN’T be real.
Is it?!?
She must have been photoshop. She looks like one of those videos they try to sell you at carnivals where you can record your head dancing on someone else’s tiny body.
*photoshopped
Ok, I’m not American, so we don’t get as much Faith Hill (or American football) exposure, but WTH???
She’s like an open-mouthed kouros with a very wide stance. And shoulder and thigh pads?
But I kinda like the shiny shirt. I think I had one of those in the 80s.
Camelflage gone way wrong.
This is more FUG than I can handle… *shudders*
I think that whoel patchy gun thing is there to combat camel toe
So surely she doesn’t really look like that and the Martian proportions are caused by Heather taking a photo of her TV, right? right?
Anyway, I know I should hate this, and normally I would, but as it’s A) a stage performance and that stage performance is, B) The Superbowl, where the pressure is on to go big or go home, I’ll let her off the hook.
Was it live? It didn’t look or sound it.
It wasn’t live — this was taped, as part of the opening credits. And the proportions of head-to-body are a trick of the photograph, which is why I didn’t mention them, although her lower body looked every bit that odd.
Watching the moving version with all the flashing angled images made me feel disoriented before Bratz Faith even came on. It was like Tron meets that bad Lord of the Rings scene where the troll keeps changing sizes.
Speaking of football – can we get a Well Played for Kelly Clarkson singing the National Anthem? I don’t think she’s ever looked better, classy and understated, didn’t call too much attention to herself, but looked like a serious and fab singer. I’m not a fan of her music, but she was a welcome relief from all the ridiculous overdone anthem singers we’ve seen on other occasions!