Fugden Panettiere

Poor Hayden Panettiere.

[Photo: Splash News]

Despite falling ill with a particularly virulent case of the drabs — augmented by a touch of co-star Kristen Bell’s stumpophrenia — Hayden bravely fought through her disease in order to give her scheduled speech to a bunch of student Eco-Ambassadors at an
Earth Summit (for which she is more than qualified, having already successfully saved the world once as The Cheerleader Who Lived, which kind of puts all my recycling efforts to shame).

I know things are rough for Heroes lately, but seriously, they should have thought twice about making the end-of-season gift a subscription to Slacks Monthly. It’s only enabling an illness that is cruelly tainting an otherwise cute young life. Somebody please get this girl some Spice Girls tickets so she can remember what it’s like to live, really LIVE.