Fugden Bridge

Although…yeah, that IS a lot of inner thigh. But, as I recently read in one of the many many many many intellectually stimulating celebrity-centric periodicals to which I subscribe, you’ve got great legs! So good for you! Come on, sugar — let’s see the rest of the outfit!

Ooooh, I get it. You’re embarassed that you paired your sparkly sequined cape-sack dress with your Robin Hood boots and now it looks like your top half is going to a disco while your legs are stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Look, babe, that happens to the best of us. Shake it off: at least your hair is looking better.