“By jove, I think I’ve got it,” Bryce thought to herself.
“What’s the one thing everybody loves more than Hailee Steinfeld? A sale! So get in on me, the stumpified DISCOUNT Hailee Steinfeld, while supplies last! Yeah, I’m a little older, and I’m only RELATED to an Oscar winner and not actually a nominee myself, but that’s what makes it a bargain! This price won’t hold forever, so get it now! The line forms to the left! Order now and mention this post, and we’ll throw in a free food dehydrator AND this handy attachment for making julienne fries!”
