Fugeret!

Everybody simmer down now! Surely there’s a reason Liza Minnelli would wander out without pants on:

Like….she’s clamoring to be the next host of Pants Off Dance Off. Or she’s trying to win David Gest back. Or this is a REALLY BELATED homage to Barbra Streisand’s sheer Oscar pants suit of 1969. Or it was a compromise reached only after a long angry argument with her doorman, who refused to let her leave the building without SOMETHING on under her tunic. “You’re not 50 anymore, Liza,” he told her. “You have to be more age appropriate now! Please, please, think of me. I have to see you coming and going, getting into and out of cars. Pants, I implore you. Please wear some pants.” And so she stomped upstairs and said to herself, “FINE. YOU WANT PANTS. I’LL GIVE YOU SOME PANTS….technically speaking. MWHAHAHAHAHAH! ” Those two. Can’t they see they’re in love with each other?