“Okay, Tyra, this is great. It’s magical. You’re a rock star, Tyra. You’ve STILL GOT IT.”
[All photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“But remember, you’ve got to sell the clothes, Tyra. Do you not watch your own show? This says nothing to me. Are they capri pants? Is it a jumpsuit? I don’t know. I need more. Also, I can’t see your left hand. Janice Dickinson would say you look like an amputee. Can you fix all that? But with WHIMSY? You’re still a mannequin in a store window, but you’re a mannequin with PIZAZZ. You GET IT. Okay? Now hit me with your best:
“Right, okay, obviously this is totally genius and everything, and it’s great to see your hands. Well done. But you can’t take direction so LITERALLY Tyra. I want to see your hands, but I don’t want to SEE your hands. Do you understand the difference? And can we talk about your pose? It’s not your best angle, Tyra. The outfit is bunching. It makes your genitals look baggy. You would kill someone on ANTM if she did this. You’re still not selling the CLOTHES. Or the FANTASY. You’re just a mannequin doing the robot, who may or may not be wearing a jumpsuit with an adult diaper. Make me FEEL SOMETHING. Okay?”
“… Okay, I feel something now. I feel as though it’s time to burn that jumpsuit while I call my agent.”
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“Okay, Tyra, this is great. It’s magical. You’re a rock star, Tyra. You’ve STILL GOT IT.”
[All photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“But remember, you’ve got to sell the clothes, Tyra. Do you not watch your own show? This says nothing to me. Are they capri pants? Is it a jumpsuit? I don’t know. I need more. Also, I can’t see your left hand. Janice Dickinson would say you look like an amputee. Can you fix all that? But with WHIMSY? You’re still a mannequin in a store window, but you’re a mannequin with PIZAZZ. You GET IT. Okay? Now hit me with your best:
“Right, okay, obviously this is totally genius and everything, and it’s great to see your hands. Well done. But you can’t take direction so LITERALLY Tyra. I want to see your hands, but I don’t want to SEE your hands. Do you understand the difference? And can we talk about your pose? It’s not your best angle, Tyra. The outfit is bunching. It makes your genitals look baggy. You would kill someone on ANTM if she did this. You’re still not selling the CLOTHES. Or the FANTASY. You’re just a mannequin doing the robot, who may or may not be wearing a jumpsuit with an adult diaper. Make me FEEL SOMETHING. Okay?”
“… Okay, I feel something now. I feel as though it’s time to burn that jumpsuit while I call my agent.”
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