Fugerie

What with the excitement of Cannes, and the fugulosity of the Sex and the City premieres, a bunch of stuff I had kicking around never made it onto the site. Which is a shame; I would hate for that oversight to give, say, Amerie, the incorrect impression that we were OKAY with this:

Because there is nothing okay with this — except for maybe the color — unless you are on the set of I Dream of Jeannie: Miami Beach Mambo. And even then, she’d still have some explaining to do.