Fugexa Ray Joel

At first, this photo made me scream because I thought it was a jumpsuit, so at least Alexa Ray Joel gets ten points for the fact that it is not ACTUALLY a jumpsuit:

[Photo: WENN]

However, she loses them immediately for making a cocktail of other bad trends that merely LOOKS, from afar, like it could be a jumpsuit. Leggings AND formal shorts AND a figure-hugging cardigan-sweater-vest? Sweet sassy pancakes, child, did you just roll up the finale of Grease and smoke it?