Who Fugged It Better (Or Worse): Sara Paxton and Posh

Hmm. This is a conundrum.

It’s tough to judge directly whether Posh wore this dress better, because she’s Posh, so she simultaneously does things better and worse than I could ever imagine. Plus, this dress is probably being deployed in a more proper context by Sara Paxton, who is — sorry, Victoria — considerably younger and therefore looks less like she’s trying so hard to be hip. But I do object rather strenuously to the disco clogs. I am not a clog fan. Clogs are for drains, not feet. Sara may look a bit fresher from the ankles up, but damn, I’d go with Posh’s boots any time.