Fuggie Price

Jul 20, 2009 By Jessica AT 11:11 am

Thank god Katie “Jordan” Price is handling her recent divorce with all the gentle sensitivity and low-key good taste we’ve all come to expect from her, much like Jon Gosselin:

[Photos: Splash News]

Poor tortured soul. Clearly she can barely manage to pull herself out of bed to be wrestled into her feather-trimmed bustier and tutu, so heart-broken is she. Shall we see how these, her virtual widows weeds, look from the rear? [Only marginally safe for work,  I hate to break it to you.]

What a (literally) cheeky cry for help, for compassion, for understanding as she carefully navigates the tragical uncharted waters of singledom. Does this not whisper gently, “I loved, I lost, I long desperately for healing hands to sooth my heartbroken soul”?

Oh, wait. No. What it’s actually saying is, “Is there an opening for a new girl at the Crazy Horse?” God, I always get those two mixed up.

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