Fugging Up with the Kardashifugs


First off, you guys know that I have a fondness for Khloe that can not be denied. She is the only Kardashian with whom I would want to be stuck in an elevator (except Kanye, for obvious  — ahem, sorry, OBVIOUS REASONS AKA IT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY). It makes me crazy whenever I read stories about how she feels like “the ugly Kardashian,” both because that must suck for her but also because I think Khloe is totally pretty AND I like her hair parted on the side like this:

But OMG, I seriously just wasted thirty minutes trying to parse her pants. You should never look at a girl’s legs and wonder if she’s wearing cut-offs layered over leggings layered over another pair of pants. I don’t even know how to diagram that sentence, much less put it on my body.

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  1. Amanda
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    Her hair looks beautiful!!

  2. Lauren
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    Khloe is by far the only Kardashian I can even remotely stand. I saw a bunch of other pics from this event and I’m very worried she’s started messing with her face. The lips are obvious but there is also something going on with her cheeks that’s not natural. Khloe why?! You’re the only sort of sane, normal one! Yes, this outfit is hideous but her hair is SO much better than the blond tips but please please leave your face alone!!

  3. Mara
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    Only on TV would this woman be called ugly.

  4. meggiemoo
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    She is beautiful…they didn’t need to photoshop her poster to make her look skinnier than she is.

  5. Ms. A.
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    Those pants are horrendous.

  6. AM
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    I think she is the “pretty one,” and from what I’ve heard from a gossip site, the “nice one,” visiting hospitals and sick kids and not just for “credit.”

    • Kittycatbob
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      Why would anyone want to see her when they’re sick and in the hospital is beyond me.

  7. Edith
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    Forget the pants (if you can), what is she wearing on top? It’s like a completely slouchy black belted tunic thing, to which someone has affixed early 80s sci-fi epaulettes.

  8. vandalfan
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    That appears to be some kind of leather jacket, reminiscent of Michal Jackson’s in “Beat It”. The pants /thick tights/ weird legging thingies defy description. And do folks actually go to a Vegas casino to talk to the likes of her, instead of gambling and watching the shows and eating at the buffets?

  9. topgams
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    Khloe is the best one of that bunch, hands down. So much more interesting than Kim, even when wearing THE PANTS FROM HELL.

  10. Mel
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    I thought she was wearing knee braces, actually – something about the random stripes in the knee area, coupled with something silvery and metallic in the background.

  11. Helen
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    Oh no, why the lips? She’s gorgeous! Don’t mess with your natural beauty, Khloe!

    Another here who finds her the only likeable one in the bunch, too.

    And I agree, the pants are both weird and just wrong.

  12. Clarence Beeks
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    She has pretty hair. That is my say something nice.

    But WHY WHY WHY would ANYONE go see a “special appearance” of her? What does she DO? NOTHING!!

  13. Stacey
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    Someone at the Mirage may want to look at their typesetting – genuinely though that sign had the word minge on it, for some reason.

  14. Maria
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    I think I could like them all better if they would just KNOCK IT OFF with the K’s! Khaos?? I just can’t even.

    • jenny
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      Yes, this. If a bunch of fourteen year olds got together at a slumber party and came up with a company, this is what would happen. “And all the sisters will have K names, and then we’ll call it Khaos!”

  15. mary lou bethune
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    Who cares about these plastic, unattractive people? MAKE IT STOP.
    UGLY IS AS UGLY DOES…..

  16. fritanga
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    Sorry; to me they’re all “ugly Kardashians.”

    But Khloe seems as if she might have a particle of brain. Those “shorts/pants” are hideous, though – worthy of Kim.

  17. Amy
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    I still don’t get what they “DO” ??? When a Khardashian makes a “special apperance” for two hours what does that entail? Standing around for photos and autographs? Without any talent, what are people getting from them? Sorry, I know this is a blog about clothes…

  18. anonymoose
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    The woman standing next to that poster looks like a wax statue of Selena Gomez.

  19. Jennifer
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    She looks fine but I swear, enough with the Kardashian fondness for the letter “K” for anything that should be spelled with a “C” already!!!! That’s what makes me want to jab something sharp in my eyes!

  20. Lily1214
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    I like Chloe too. These leggings are the wrong color. They resemble casts for broken legs.