Fugging Out: My Look, My Style, My Life

Come on, guys.

What did you EXPECT Kate Price to wear to promote her new style guide, Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life? (I am devastated, by the way, by my assumption that said book will never be published on our American shores.) (Also, you need to see what she wore in the photos accompanying that article. IT IS…BIZARRE AND AMAZING. BIZMAZING.) Frankly, I can’t believe she isn’t out and about wearing, like, hotpants with her own face bedazzled onto them and pasties made of her book jacket. THAT is what I’ve come to expect from Katie Price. But an ensemble that appears to be the result of a Star Trek-themed challenge on Project Runway: Juniors (a show I just invented: tweens and teens making outfits! It will be both awesome and INSUFFERABLE)? BORING.