Fugging the Bar

Aug 7, 2008 By Jessica AT 9:44 am

So, I’m minding my own business last night, making dinner and drinking a beer while Law and Order is on in the background (is there anything more comforting than Lennie Briscoe, Sam Waterston’s eyebrows and the soothing CHUN CHUN of justice?). And every time I float out of the kitchen and toward the TV, TNT is running an ad for their new show Raising the Bar. It’s some Steven Bochco legal thing, but I can’t tell you exactly what it’s about because of THIS:

OMG Zack Morris. WTF is going on with your GD hair? Seriously, is this some kind of Serious Actor Hair? Because it makes me want to tie you to a table and shave your head. And it is apparently worse in action:

I enjoy that both costars are like, “I’m not looking at it. I’m not looking at it. LA LA LA LALAAAAA.” They’re not wrong. That mop is awkward. He looks like he just emerged from the Severus Snape’s Magical Hair Shack, the very first recipient of the Defense Against the Dark Arts Super Shag. And needless to say, that look could use some work.

Fug file: Man Fugs,
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