Fugging Up With the Kardashians


Dear Kim Kardashian,

Please remember this photo two years from now when you are arrested for having crack cocaine in your makeup bag — discovered after you run down step-brother Brody Jenner with a tractor –  or when you discover the paparazzi riffling through your underwear drawer, and you’re incensed about those terrible invasions of privacy :

[Photo: Splash News]


Wait, let’s take a closer look at the tee:

[Photo: Splash News]

“Tabloid Legend.” All rightie, then. You asked for it, kid.

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