Fugging With the Stars:

I am so confused, honestly:

a) Kelly Osbourne didn’t get re-inducted into the current cast of Dancing With the Stars, right? She’s just going to their party and enjoying being an alumni, correct? Because, in that case:

b) why is she wearing what is seriously a ballroom dancing costume? Albeit a glum one. Like one you’d wear if you were dancing to a super melancholy song, like if it were Morrissey night.

c) and how do they handle it on E’s Fashion Police when a MEMBER of the Fashion Police gets ticketed by the Fashion Police? Is Joan Rivers going to make Kelly arrest herself? This whole thing is so existential.

d) I kind of miss Kelly’s wigs. There, I said it.