Fuggis Fugnett

Poor Paris Bennett. Bitter that she lost American Idol and was thusly denied a glorious “I’m going to DISNEYLAND!” moment, she defiantly toddled over to the Warner Bros. studio store, determined to make lemonade out of the bruising canary-colored fruit life had lobbed at her.

But life would have the last laugh, as the lemonade proved tainted. With The Crazy.