New theory: All of North America massively overreacted to Justin Bieber, and now everybody is too proud to admit that THIS IS ABSURD, AND OH MY GOD.
Jessica is going to be very upset that her alma mater got dragged into this. The crotch fits, but dear god, somebody please save the animals on his groin. I mean, has anyone in the world who has tried SO HARD actually had LESS natural swagger than this kid? I’m curious to know who or what he would be if he weren’t so busy trying to be LL Cool J.