Fughab

I just wrote this whole post about a picture of Amy Winehouse, and then I realized I needed to put the photo itself after a jump because, in addition to not being safe for those of you with a sensitive aesthetic sensibility, nor is it safe for work.

BEWARE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. (Also: you’ve seen worse so don’t be TOO scared. I mean, a little fear is good. Invigorating, even. But we’re not talking a trip to Downstairs Ladyville. It’s not THAT NSFW. But it is PRETTY unsafe for…oh, just make sure your boss isn’t standing behind you and look.)

Girl, I KNOW those puppies are brand new. And you’re allegedly feeling better and you’re out and you want to show off  your fancy, pricey ta-tas. And so should you. But you’re not Jordan. You have ACTUAL SKILLZ other than prancing about greater London in wee tiny skirts with GINORMOUS faux bazongas hanging out. My advice is: TRY A V-NECK FIRST.