Fughanna

I’m assuming Rihanna’s boots are from this same Balenciaga family of footwear.

It answers so many questions: Yes, even without the psychedelic baseball dress, they still look like they belong in a movie about gladiators on acid; and no, not even Rihanna can salvage them. Also, I hope she is wearing modesty hot pants — a concept I never thought could exist until Young Hollywood embraced labia-skimming outfits.